Kas Master Chief sobib Jackile? Meem

  Kas kaptenjuht's Suit Jack Him Off meme depicting the original tweet from dril and an image of halo.

Umbes

Kas Master Chief sobib Jackile? viitab viiruslikule arutelule ja a Halo kogukonna meem sai alguse kasutaja tehtud naljaavaldusest Twitter kasutaja @drill ja seda toetasid petutõendid Naljakas kasutaja revolver. Vaatamata sellele, et väide, et Master Chief'i soomusülikond MJOLNIR tõmbab ta automaatselt tungrauaga seljast, sai kinnitust kui pettust, sai teemaks. meemid ja osa Halo fanon 2017. aastal ja järgnevatel aastatel.

Päritolu

11. mail 2017, Twitter [1] trikk konto @dril kirjutas, et tal on vaev troopiga 'Master Chief x Cortana', kirjutades, et kui lugeda Halo romaanidest võiks avastada, et pealiku soomusrüü stimuleerib teda automaatselt seksuaalselt. Säuts sai viie aasta jooksul üle 6500 retweeti ja 19 000 meeldimist (allpool).


  wint @dril minu peamine probleem"master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM · May 11, 2017 · Twitter Web Client Ansel Elgort Font

12. mail 2017, iFunny [kaks] kasutaja ja Halo fännirevolver (praegu Halo) jagas @drili postitust, kirjutades, et ta kavatseb leida lehe, mis kinnitab @drili väidet 2001. aasta romaanis Halo: The Fall of Reach (näidatud allpool, vasakul). Hiljem samal päeval postitati revolver [3] romaani lehekülje doktoritud ekraanipilt, mis on redigeeritud @drili säutsu toetamiseks. Postitus (näidatud allpool, paremal) kogus viie aastaga üle 1500 naeratuse.


  Fondi kohandamine Maismaa taim   127 Eric Nylund on aeg näidata MJOLNIRi disaini. Halsey astus ringi ja pöördus Spartan-II programmi poole pöördumiseks's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program," she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. It increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJÓLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach Font

Levik

Hiljem 12. mail 2017 revolver [4] tegi veel ühe postituse, milles tunnistas lehe võltsimist, kuna liiga paljud kasutajad uskusid pettust. Postitus (näidatud allpool) sai iFunnys üle 200 naeratuse [4] viie aasta pärast.


  NEED ON VÕLTSED, TEIE UUSKANDATUD EMAKUTTAD, wint @dril, minu peamine probleem seoses 'pealik fucks cortanaga' on see, kui loed halo-romaane, mida tead, et skafandriülikond tõmbab kaptenipealiku automaatselt välja 11.05.17, 12:52 SEE ISN'T REAL time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program,' she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes, The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach I've failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit...and judging by those comments many many people did had to ruin the joke it went on too long Black Font Publication

12. märtsil 2018 Tumblr [5] kasutaja gurlukovich tegi naljale viidates postituse ja kirjutas selle Samus Arani oma ülikond peaks ta ka seljast tõmbama, kuna Tumblri kasutaja ccreisz vastab, et tal poleks seda vaja, sest erinevalt Master Chiefist võib ta end lõdvaks lasta. Vahetus kogus nelja aastaga üle 25 900 meeldimise ja uuesti ajaveebi (näidatud allpool).


  kui pealik's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off gurlukovich It's equality. ccreisz Samus doesn't need the power suit to jerk her off because Samus can get laid. hauntedbutch 25,936 notes Mar 12th, 2018 Hair Head Outerwear Shirt Photograph Facial expression Eyelash Fashion Flash photography Jacket Font T-shirt Travel Happy Lipstick Makeover

3. septembril 2018 Kotaku [6] postitas artikli pealkirjaga 'Ei, meistriülikond ei tõmba teda maha', mis selgitas pettuse taga olevat lugu. Säuts [7] artikli linkimine sai nelja aasta jooksul üle 840 retweeti ja 3200 meeldimist (allpool).


  Kotaku ... @Kotaku Ei, meisterpealik's suit does not jerk him off. bit.ly/2PyUd2z 2:38 PM · Sep 3, 2018 · SocialFlow Halo 4 Halo: The Master Chief Collection Halo 5: Guardians Halo Infinite Cortana Master Chief World Font Screenshot Technology

Järgnevatel aastatel jäi petuavaldus Ameerika Ühendriikides levinud naljateemadeks Halo 2021. aasta videomängu väljaandmisega seotud kuude jooksul üha rohkem kasutust Halo Infinite ja 2022. aasta esilinastus TV kohandamine Paramount+ seeriast.

Erinevad näited


  UUDISED Master Chief's Suit Will Not Jack Him Off At Launch The Chiefjacker will be added to the Xbox-exclusive shooter next year, according to 343 By Zack Zwiezen i Monday 100PM I Comments (132) I Alerts Image: Microsoft /343 Studios Literally unplayable, canceling my pre-order rn Halo Infinite Halo: Combat Evolved Master Chief Helmet Automotive tire Shooter game Font Screenshot   Keegi ei taha minuga enam aega veeta, sest ma saan't go 20 minutes without explaining how the Master Chief's suit DOESN'T jack him off. Sp Adobe Spark Destiny Forehead Hair Outerwear Shirt Photograph Coat Product Green Human Sleeve Gesture Tie Collar Suit Line Adaptation Smile Blazer Formal wear Font White-collar worker Technology   DreamcastGuy @DreamcastGuy •.. Halo Infinite's campaign is really fun thus far. Kinda shocked they confirmed that Master Chief's suit does in fact jack him off but I am here for the lore. 4:47 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App Organism Font
  ,x*Tema Majesteet Myoriko *x, @LumpiaLiker ... Levinud eksiarvamus on, et meisterpealik's MJOLNIR armor jacks him off. This is incorrect. The spartan augmentations had a side effect of giving him a tiny micropenis. However it also made his prostate incredibly sensitive. Master Chief is a master of the anal orgasm 117 9:03 PM · Dec 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android Halo Infinite Sleeve Font Military person   puutuja MASTER CHIEF'S SUIT DOES NOT JACK HIM OFF Forehead Hair Hairstyle Tie Organism Font Dress shirt Sharing People Happy Suit Formal wear   mai võib homoseksuaalne mai @maysbian ... Vastates kasutajatele @imperatrixrhea ja @softgothoutlaw 'pealik's suit does not jack him off". LONE RESOLE GIF ALT 9:54 AM · May 13, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone Nineteen Eighty-Four World Black Organism Font Line Adaptation Technology


Välised viited

[1] Twitter – @drill

[kaks] Naljakas - revolver

[3] Naljakas - revolver

[4] Naljakas - revolver

[5] Tumblr - teine ​​aken

[6] Kotaku – Ei, meistriülikond ei tõmba teda seljast

[7] Twitter – @kotaku